Remember sitting cross-legged on a cold parquet floor, half-singing, half-miming your way through “All Things Bright and Beautiful” while a slightly deflated teacher tried to drag a bit more enthusiasm out of the back row?

Assembly School Bangers is a cheeky, high-energy celebration of the songs that defined school assemblies reimagined for grown-ups. Led by our wonderfully unserious Headteacher, this is a joyful trip down memory lane where the hymn sheet is in one hand, a beer is in the other, and, for once, whispering at the back is perfectly acceptable.

From the manic joy of “Lord of the Dance” to the dreamy nostalgia of “Morning Has Broken” and the unmistakable opening lines of “All Things Bright and Beautiful,” we’re bringing back the assembly anthems that have somehow stayed lodged in your brain for life.

Forget the assembly bell. Grab something from the bar and prepare for a night of gloriously unserious nostalgia, communal chaos, and songs you absolutely still know more words to than you’d care to admit.

It’s all the joy, awkwardness, and forced enthusiasm of school assembly — just with better outfits and better cocktails.

Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/assembly-school-bangers-tickets-1988083224442?aff=erelexpmlt